Bleh at this rate Noah is going to have to concentrate his efforts on teaching all the animals how to swim instead of building an Ark, cause this bookmark deal is taking forever. If I can find a little plastic needle I'm going to have to do some on the plane.
Reasons to Ban Embroidery Needles on Planes:
Useful for sewing lips together in protest against poor quality aeroplane food. Potential to cause cabin disturbance.
Essential equipment in running small-scale jail tattoo business from toilet area. Creates hygeine issues, especially in the case of running out of surgical alcohol. 5x100ml bottles can only go so far.